Love Starved Monkey

Feb 22

DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT TO ME????????????????

THIS IS SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT DUDES HAVE SAID TO ME, I DNT KNOW WHY THEY COME AT ME THE WAY THEY DO…..BUT I HAVE JUST LEARNED TO TAKE IT IN STRIDE AND LAUGH AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT TO DISRESPECTFUL.

COCK THAT THNG OPEN AND LET IT BREATHE

HAVE YOU EVER SAW THE SMALL AXE CHOP DOWN THE BIG TREEE-RICARDO

35 CENTS (ME BEING THE QUARTER HIM THE DIME)-RED MONKEY

CAN I EAT FROM YOUR BUFFET-RANDOM DOWN ADAMS MORGAN

HE INTRODUCED ME AND QWEE AS THE “MEATLOVERS AND MY COUSIN THE CRUST”-REDD

DO YOU GIRLS DO BIRTHDAY PARTIES (ME AND QWEE OUTSIDE k ST. LOUNGE RANDOM DUDE)

ALL THAT ASS MAKES ME SEASICK

NO MILK WITH THAT SHAKE- RANDOMW WHO WAS TRYNA TALK TO ME BUT I DIDNT HEAR HIM SO HE “TRIED” TO CARRY MY LIFE

IF I UNHOOK THAT BOW CAN I UNWRAP THE REST-CORRUPT

CAN I TAKE YOU TO EAT, WHATS YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT “OLIVE GARDEN OR RED LOBSTER”-LOL DEX REMEMBER

YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG ASS KENYA DOLL OR BIG ASS BLACK BARBIE DOLL (LEWIS)

I CAN HANDLE ALL OF THAT (WITH PELVIC THRUSTS)-RANDOM

MAN I WILL BREAK YOU DOWN (MY LIL 18 YEAR OLD)

BIG PUSSY (QWEE AND ADRIENNE )

“IM GOIN CALL THE STEVE HARVEY MORNING SHOW AND TELL NEPPHEW TOMMY ABOUT HOW PRETTY YOU ARE SINCE YOU DONT LIKE MY SON, CAUSE HE LIKE THEM BIG GIRLS” (TOMMY MOTHER)

BIG GIRL YOU BE MAKING THE BEDROCK?-RANDOM

BIG CHOCOLATE

I’LL FUCK THE SHIT OUT YOUR HEALTHY ASS (TRADEWINDS)

YOUR PRETTY AS SHIT TO BE BIG- MOST BOYS

PRETTY FAT GIRL- VEZ OLDER BROTHER

DAMN EXTRA LARGE FUCK WITH ME-RANDOM

DOUBLE STUFF OREO CAN i LICK YOUR MIDDLE-RANDOM

I FUCK WITH BIG GIRLS CAUSE THEY KEEP MY HEART HEALTHY-RED MONKEY