Love Starved Monkey

Feb 14

if you’re going to lie to me do a better job faggot.

goodwillcunting:

i’ve been looking forward to going to a party tonight for a week and although most of the people i usually go out with went home for the weekend i thought i could still go out with one of my “friends.” WRONG. i legit sent him 40 texts over the course of several hours because of his mickey mouse bullshit. so many excuses/so much wavering.

4:54: i really wanted to go but idk.
4:57: we’re not going in a big enough group.
5:04: maybe. i think i might go then.
8:37: where is the party at
8:42: so you seriously still want to go?
8:50: do you have the number for a small cab?
8:51: im still not happy about going but ima see.
9:05: yo its freaking cold what you wearing there
9:14: what time you want to leave?
9:26: you want to go to mountainview instead? it’s freezing outside.
9:31: only be going because you and jon want to go
9:38: if it were by any chance just you and jon would you go lol
9:40: id feel bad that ya wouldn’t go because of me but i have a migraine
9:43: i’m not lying but whatever ima go just for you two

2 minutes after me saying no to just going with jon you get a migraine? get the fuck out of here with that shit. i’m going to act like flo from the bad girls club to him for awhile because of this.