He CAme 4 Me
I just had to read a Mafucka for being cruel to me; my ex-lova lost his dayum mind. He totally disrespected the Queen with his rambling of non-sense. Some friendly innocent text messages turned into a whole lot of FUCK U BITCHES just because we were not sharing the same mutual feelings anymore. Ok let me rewind this tape of non-sense (bzzzzzz vcr sound effects) whole time he has been flirting and throwing lil hints at me and I have been kindly declining any invitation he has mailed. Him being a little upset that My MONKEY has been occupying my love tank (yep I said love tank and it doesn’t run on fuel either”, anyway excuse me for digressing, so when he realized the conversations were short and meaningless with his ego a little bruised he decided to play EXPERT ON LOVE. Like this idiot really knows anything about love except sticking his wee-wee in the pee-pee like that’s the only thing that keeps the wheels of love turning.
No exaggeration on my part neither men are so hyper-sensitive instead of him being honest with me about how he feels he proceeds to tell me about me and my situation and how flawed it is and unrequited (mind u I am not the one for negativity). I kindly told him since he graduated with a degree on love and a minor in emotions how come him and his funny looking ghetto fruity pebble aren’t living in LOVE AND BLISS after 2 years? I told him that if him and his Panda make it to the alter they will live in a matrimony of Shitty shit. His reply was: “your blind and im tryna help your dumb ass”. My reply was
Queen: Well if I’m blind Bitch pull out the Braille and guide dog, no laser eye surgery needed here. In due time my impaired vision will be corrected
And Ladies and Gents that’s when the insults began….I said this motherfucker want war ” I pitch with grenades” as RIHANNA would say. And u can guess who won in fact let me let you take a guess…….tick…..tock…tick…tock… the one that’s giving the POST-WAR BLOG.
People fail to realize that they cannot tell me anything about my situation because I know what’s good and in due time everything will come to the surface and I will get FED UP, but until I do either Love Me or Leave Me alone. I know that the King&Queen have issues but at the end of the day its no ones business but ours. Suck on that Lollipop Faggot, since you tried it.
